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Counter Strike Source
Counter striek source is a first person shooter game mainly played multiplayer. It involves the use of guns to shoot people, which is one of the main reasons User:Throdgrain likes it so much.
As with any online game, there are varying personalities that appear, stereotypes that you will find in almost any server that has players on. Here are a few of the more recurrent ones:
The 5 Pound Admin
Originally discovered on UKTC#2, the 5 Pound Admin is now a common occurance on any server that allows regular players to pay money to become an admin. Often used by servers to help keep them running and to offset the costs, this practice does however attract some rather overzealous characters.
These people usually make themselves obvious by talking in BOLD GREEN WRITING ALL THE TIME. Recent tests have shown that they are infact capable for talking normally, however the ability to talk in green makes them 5 times more attractive to the opposite sex, hence its constant use.
5 Pound admins will also draw attention to themselves by enforcing the local laws of the server, yes, the 5 Pound Admin is a very righteous player, he will regularly be seen using his amazing powers of admin to slap, slay, kick and ban anyone who breaks the rules, and quite often anyone who looks like they might break the rules one day, you can never be too careful you see!
The rules enforced often include newly thought of laws created by the 5 pound admin on the spot. Such proclamations from on high will usually be broadcast to the unwashed masses via the divine GREEN WRITING, such as: "(ADMIN)Killer4304: YUOR NOT ALLWED 2 CAMP DER MOIVE OR I BAN YUO". Such events can occur while standing in spawn, or even anywhere else on a map, depending on what day it is, and which laws are in effect.
The Whiner
Another common breed, these people have a compulsive disorder that requires that they create an excuse for every death, and state it atleast four times in *DEAD* chat: once after it happens, once after enough people have died for there to be a majority audience, once more when the person who perpretrated the act dies (just so they know it wasnt them that did it, it was lag/a distraction/phone/door/mouse messed up/dinosaurs), and finally one more time when the round resets, so the entire server is informed.
This person will often be alergic to being dead, and so they will complain about it constantly, stating the reasons on how unfair it is that they are dead, seeing as it wasnt even thier fault! They will quite often accuse the person who killed them of hacking, much like the "HackerPoliceDelux" stereotype (see below).
Whiners will usually ragequit after a few rounds of joining, only to be back again a few rounds later to grace the server with thier full on whine once again. Whiners will usually try to enforce made up rules, much like the 5 Pound Admin, however they lack the admin ability to anything more than verbally assault the lawbreakers, so this often ends in a flaimwar.
The Hacker Police (Delux)
These people are the elite, they the best players at counter strike source that have ever existed. Infact, they're so good, that ANYONE who beats them must be hacking! When such a stupendously rare occasion occurs, the hackerpolice will often jump into action, spamming "HAX HAX HAX HACKER YOU HACK OMFG AIMBOT" until thier demands are met.
They will often band together in groups and discuss thier plan of action in secret code, cunningly hidden in masses of caps and swearwords, such as the scene below:
Hackerpoliceman1: omfg HAX
Hackerpoliceman2: HACKING FUCKSHITTER
Hackerpoliceman2: YOU HACK LEAVE NOW OR I WILL BAN YOU
Hackerpoliceman1: admin someone get an admin
Hackerpoliceman2: I will go get an admin
Hackerpoliceman1: ok, SEE YOU ARE GOING TO GET BANNED HACKER
Hackerpoliceman3: I SENT A DEMO TO STEAM BANS YOU ARE SO BANNED
These people are always there, lurking in the shadows, waiting for the time of need when they can jump into caps lock infused action. They are immune to any sort of reasoning, and will often as not laugh when they manage to kill you, believing they are victorious in defeating a dirty dirty hacker.
The Hacker
Actually alot less common than believed by the general public, the hacker is none-the-less not a rare creature. Often joining a server with a name like ":)" or "LOLKTHX", they will announce thier presence by instantly headshotting the entire server at the same time, moving at visibily impressive speeds, often upside down or flying through the air.
Often appearing on servers without admins, they laugh if anyone talks about banning them, laugh if anyone swears at them, often spamming the chat with links to pron sites or places where hacks can be found. Scientific studies show that hackers get all of their vital nutrients from negative emotion, so joining a server and getting verbally abused is actually thier method of feeding.
They will often stay in a server as long as there is a food source, preferably someone willing to spend 30+ minutes swearing at the hacker, in caps. Hackers find capslock swearwords especially tasty.
The Foriegner
Theres always one, even in a server entitiled "UK TRAINING CAMP - UK - UKTC ENGLISH UK", there still seems to be atleast one person who joins called [FR]petitepansjoubert, who decides he wants to make friends with everyone on the server, He doesnt understand the language, but that isnt about to stop him! often found standing in the middle of a pitched battle asking "bonjour où sont vous ? de je suis de la France!", often repeating the questions several times, in caps, whilst standing between you and whoever you are trying to shoot at.
Often the person will arrived armed with a microphone, and will proceed to fill the speakers of everyone on his team with streams of whatever language he speaks, constantly, any hope that not replying will stop him eventually is sadly misguided as he will just assume you dont have a microphone, and instead are listening to his compelling oration. infact staying quiet might even encourage him to further feats of verbal derring do.
Ofc, Counter-Strike is poo. Everyone knows you can't run faster with your knife out, maybe your knob, not your knife.
All the cool gamers know that CS went downhill from beta 6.5. Apparently. According to them, anything later is teh suck.
