Goodies

Goodies, or good guys, are the direct opposite of Baddies. The idea is that they generally are around in games to help you out, however usually this tends to be both a blessing and a curse and the game becomes a frantic effort to keep your good guy mates alive while they hinder you as much as possible.

Goodies will:

• stand directly between you and the baddies
• stand out next to you while you're trying to hide
• get stuck on walls
• not follow even the simplest of orders
• lose you even though you're within farting distance
• jam in doorways and not allow you through
• die due to a mouse farting 40km away
• become involved in long, meaningful discussion that you can't skip or escape out of in the middle of a melee
• become angry with you because you accidentally hit them with your weapon because they moved between you and the ememy you were about to pwn
• stand on top of an object you have to negotiate in such a way that you can no longer negotiate the object usually causing you to perish horribly either ingame or irl from sheer frustration