Ping
From Freddy
Ping, or Packet INternet Grouper (or words to that effect) is a method of measuring one's epeen length, where the result returned is the inverse of one's length, meaning that the smaller the number returned, the greater one's girth, length and rigidity.
People with tiny pings, or rather, vast epeens, are more likely to advertise the fact that they are so well endowed than the reverse. In online gaming, the very extremes of epeen are quite hard to play against, because to an average pinging player prediction of where a very high or very low pinging player will be is very difficult.
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