Swaffling

A Dutch-English hybrid word imported by Will and TdC. Rubbing your cock on an object, ideally surreptitiously.

A freddy named 00Dave was dispatched to America to swaffle the Statue of Liberty, but declined at the last moment due to it being rather cold that day, and TdC made a vid of himself swaffling an elephant albeit a very small one, and made of wood, and he didn't really swaffle it according to the actual rules of swaffling.

This crime was exposed by Ch3tan, in whom Teedles had confided that the elephant might not actually be a real one and that the enormous penis TdC seemed to have may have actually been a cucumber even though it was approximately the correct size of the teedlecoxen.