Wank sock
From Freddy
A useful item that many forum members keep under their bed, its generally an old sock that is used to jis into to save going to the sink or shower or window. If left too long they can smell like balls.
Its rumoured that Sockstuff is actually one of Trem's old wanksocks that became sentient. Its not that intelligent though, as you'd imagine coming from Trem's loins.
TdC is currently in possession of a sock that used to belong to Will. During the saga of the sock, it was promised to Trem, but as TdC tends to carry lazyness to new and amazing hights he still hasn't managed to get around to sending it to Trem.
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