Chav

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A group of chavs (stolen from chavscum.co.uk)

They tend to walk a bit bow legged and swing their arms a bit too much. They wear puffer jackets and Burberry caps. They always tend to be really small whereas their sworn enemy - goths - always seem to be really tall. Goths are the prefered yoof of today.

A chav will steal anything he/she can and ruin anything he/she can for their amusement.

They are scum and a complete waste of skin.

They invented happy slapping a thing that Whipped has been a victim of.

Chavs are genetically linked to Boyracers.

An interesting side-effect of the chav phenomenon is that blokes imagine that chav birds are ultra dirty and no matter how scaggy they look they still would be happy to try for an empty.


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