Woolley

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Woolley:

Was once refused leave from the UK due to having an overly large head. Is also mildly obsessed with lazors, like ZOMG PEWPEWPEW!! Unofficial adopted son of Jupitus, Woolley is rumoured to still only be 3 1/2 years old despite working in a pub with barmaids of significant chesty proportions (read implausibly large mammeries). More officially one of the nicest people you would ever meet provided you can see through his massive hair.

Is known to like ducklings.

Is thought to like lions.

Is teffied of pigeons, the dirty bastards.

Doesn't really have a clue when it comes to I.T. and must often be shown what to do via the use of sock puppets.

See also fdisk

Is also the name of Deebs' blow up sheep which he uses regularly to statisfy his latent sexual urges.


Clan: The Lost Exiles

Adari | brother_beard | Deebs | Dex | Father_Beard | FuzzyLogic | Lego | Jupitus | Kosh | Milrinone | MikeC | Mother_Beard | mr. Blacky | Reubs | Revanchist | Salteh | SheepCow | Sirofsake | Starman | Stoffokles | Sydrik | Tathial | TedTheDog | Vae | Woolley | Yoni


Clan: Guild of Master Brewers

Athan | BigFoot | Deebs | Gatdecor/Wedgie | Ignition | Jupitus | Mank | mr. Blacky | Woolley | Xtro | Yoni