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=Who???=
 
HAI = Heavily Armed Iguanas<BR>[irc://irc.quakenet.org/hai #HAI on QuakeNet]
 
HAI = Heavily Armed Iguanas<BR>[irc://irc.quakenet.org/hai #HAI on QuakeNet]
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=The Hidden Theme=
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Back in the way way back, when [[MikeyBear]] and [[Borg]] were still trying to adjust to life without hair, the former [http://hai.barrysworld.net HAI webby] contained a secret page that could only be found by molesting the elmer fudd style character at the top of the page.
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This secret page (there were two!!!) lead to the following:
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<table border="0" cellspacing="1" width="50%">
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<p align="center"><font size="6" face="Verdana">The HAI Theme tune</font><font face="Verdana"><br></font></p>
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<p align="left"><font face="Verdana" size="2">To be sung as a team before each match <font color="#FFFFFF">to the tune of "when the saints go marching in"</font> <font face="Verdana" color="#FF9900"><br></font></font></p>
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<p align="left"><font face="Verdana" color="#FF9900"><br>
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Oh Teds a Cunt, <br>
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Oh Teds a Cunt, <br>
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Oh Teds a Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, <br>
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Oh Teds a Cunt, <br>
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Oh Teds a Cuuuunt,<br>
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Oh Teds a Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt.</font></p>
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<p align="center"><font face="Verdana" color="#FF9900" size="2">&lt;Repeat over and over and over...&gt;</font></p>
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</table>
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Unfortunately never actually sung because [[HAI]] never actually played a match, in fact on the only occasion that the clan was all in a server at the same time, the other side didn't show up... GO DEFAULT!
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=Highs=
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#Had <b>TWO</B> female members (way before the current corporate bullshit trend of creating girl clans to try and boost sales of shit games from essentially defunkt software houses)!
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#Ranked higher than several other clans in the [[BWT2L]] without actually playing.
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#Several clan members went on to be an integral part of [[GamesDomain]], which wasn't a bad result to get from hanging around on IRC telling jokes and telling everyone else to [[FO!]] (those same members would then abuse the ability to run [[Operation Flashpoint]] servers!)
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#Got away with calling [[TedTheDog]] a [[cunt]] (you try it!)
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#Congregated at [[The Playing Fields]] to be one of the last groups of people to drink there.
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=Lows=
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#Allowed [[MYstIC G]] and [[Ch3tan]] to join.
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#See 1.
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[[Category:Clans]]
 
[[Category:Clans]]

Revision as of 00:05, 3 August 2006

Who???

HAI = Heavily Armed Iguanas
#HAI on QuakeNet

The Hidden Theme

Back in the way way back, when MikeyBear and Borg were still trying to adjust to life without hair, the former HAI webby contained a secret page that could only be found by molesting the elmer fudd style character at the top of the page.

This secret page (there were two!!!) lead to the following:


The HAI Theme tune

To be sung as a team before each match to the tune of "when the saints go marching in"


Oh Teds a Cunt,
Oh Teds a Cunt,
Oh Teds a Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt,

Oh Teds a Cunt,
Oh Teds a Cuuuunt,

Oh Teds a Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt, Cunt.

<Repeat over and over and over...>


Unfortunately never actually sung because HAI never actually played a match, in fact on the only occasion that the clan was all in a server at the same time, the other side didn't show up... GO DEFAULT!

Highs

  1. Had TWO female members (way before the current corporate bullshit trend of creating girl clans to try and boost sales of shit games from essentially defunkt software houses)!
  2. Ranked higher than several other clans in the BWT2L without actually playing.
  3. Several clan members went on to be an integral part of GamesDomain, which wasn't a bad result to get from hanging around on IRC telling jokes and telling everyone else to FO! (those same members would then abuse the ability to run Operation Flashpoint servers!)
  4. Got away with calling TedTheDog a cunt (you try it!)
  5. Congregated at The Playing Fields to be one of the last groups of people to drink there.

Lows

  1. Allowed MYstIC G and Ch3tan to join.
  2. See 1.