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TdC is an old [[Barrysworld]] member who moved to [[Freddyshouse]] when the end of BW occured. Nowadays he spams considerably less, doesn't have sex with [[Wij]] and mods the [[General Forum]] when he's awake.
 
TdC is an old [[Barrysworld]] member who moved to [[Freddyshouse]] when the end of BW occured. Nowadays he spams considerably less, doesn't have sex with [[Wij]] and mods the [[General Forum]] when he's awake.
  
TdC used to be a unix nerd but right now he's not really sure if he still likes that. He also enjoys mountain biking, mucking about on the interweb, long and relaxing p00s, and his long-suffering GF when she lets him :-)
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TdC used to be a unix nerd but right now he's not really sure if he still likes that. He also enjoys mountain biking, mucking about on the interweb, long and relaxing p00s, being [[yoghurted]] and his long-suffering GF when she lets him :-)
  
 
TdC first came to Barrysworld after he spent a very frustrating evening playing [[Unreal]] trying to kill some people who just wouldn't die. Normally one would conclude that this was because Teedles sucks badly at most FPS games, but these guys really...just...wouldn't...die... and very nearly caused TdC to expire by frustration fueled explosive flatulence. So, a day or two after the near-explosion TdC entered something along the lines of "unreal cheats" into a search engine and promptly discovered a thread on [[Barrysworld]] by a bloke called [[Borg]] discussing fair play in games in general. Teedles was so glad to have found a haven of like-minded people that he promptly signed up and probably made his greatest forum post ever. Much along the lines of
 
TdC first came to Barrysworld after he spent a very frustrating evening playing [[Unreal]] trying to kill some people who just wouldn't die. Normally one would conclude that this was because Teedles sucks badly at most FPS games, but these guys really...just...wouldn't...die... and very nearly caused TdC to expire by frustration fueled explosive flatulence. So, a day or two after the near-explosion TdC entered something along the lines of "unreal cheats" into a search engine and promptly discovered a thread on [[Barrysworld]] by a bloke called [[Borg]] discussing fair play in games in general. Teedles was so glad to have found a haven of like-minded people that he promptly signed up and probably made his greatest forum post ever. Much along the lines of

Revision as of 22:52, 2 August 2006

TdC is an old Barrysworld member who moved to Freddyshouse when the end of BW occured. Nowadays he spams considerably less, doesn't have sex with Wij and mods the General Forum when he's awake.

TdC used to be a unix nerd but right now he's not really sure if he still likes that. He also enjoys mountain biking, mucking about on the interweb, long and relaxing p00s, being yoghurted and his long-suffering GF when she lets him :-)

TdC first came to Barrysworld after he spent a very frustrating evening playing Unreal trying to kill some people who just wouldn't die. Normally one would conclude that this was because Teedles sucks badly at most FPS games, but these guys really...just...wouldn't...die... and very nearly caused TdC to expire by frustration fueled explosive flatulence. So, a day or two after the near-explosion TdC entered something along the lines of "unreal cheats" into a search engine and promptly discovered a thread on Barrysworld by a bloke called Borg discussing fair play in games in general. Teedles was so glad to have found a haven of like-minded people that he promptly signed up and probably made his greatest forum post ever. Much along the lines of

Hi! My name is testin_da_cable and I think cheats are lame just like Borg does it's nice here :)

Naturally TdC had no idea what he was letting himself become addicted to. Within a few months he was a crusty shell of his former self, working or sitting at home bathed in the glow of several CRT's. It even came to the point that he changed his work desktop backgrount to a certain shade of green so that his coworkers couldn't tell if he was on the forums or not.

Growing in to the world class spammer he was to become, TdC managed to nudge out TUG, Embattle, Wij and some other people (sorry guys) to become top poster at BW at something like 15000 posts. Naturally the content was pish, but Teedles was proud of his dedicated effort, especially when he got together with his mate Wij and gave rival games emporium Jolt the shock of their life by visiting their forums and racking up a huge amount of posts, friendly banter and upset people using rather nasty words in a very short time. Teedles was amazed to find that the joltsters actually knew who he and Wij were, and seemed to be in awe of the spamming duo's prowess at the keyboard.

Later TdC mellowed out as he got older, drank less coffee and stopped (well... ;-)) wacking off to interweb pr0n like a spastic monkey on crack. He likes to think his posts have improved content-wise, and there are moments where he likes to believe that the fact that he and other people, by merely keeping at it and keeping up talking to others, have averted disaster now and then.

Once apon a time in the recent past TdC suffered an accident while biking (one of many) and managed to break his right leg in three places. Dispite vaguely feeling a bit like a lemon, there are now extra metally bits in Teedles' leg making him 101.3% leet. Sometime near the end of 2006 the shiny bits will be removed again and TdC will revert to being merely 100%. When he's honest TdC admits being scared as hell of the surgeons clamouring to poke him with sharp bits of steel again, even though there are good odds that his limp will improve and he'll feel better. TdC has heard from a mate that the hospitals sometimes offer to let you take your metally bits back home with you, but he wants nothing of that o0